Congrats guys! You've earned the first WTF gif of the year. Well deserved too - how do you go from the perfection and ass-kicking of the Oilers just *two* nights ago to the utter shitstorm I had the unfortunate pleasure of witnessing last night? Did the Toledo Walleye suit up in the Blackhawks' sweaters? Notice I didn't mention the Rockford IceHogs there, because I'm sure they would have produced a much better on ice performance than the supposed big league team.
I'm so disgusted I don't even know where to start my rant. I fear it would take hours, and dammit I have better things to do than relive last night. Honestly, this game could be summed up in one picture:
This game was so horrid, the caption writer actually thought John Scott was playing. I don't blame him/her - you honestly could have fooled me.
I will single out one player for busting his ass last night:
Jack Skille - for playing every second of every shift and scoring his third goal of the season, something his teammates could learn from. And dammit, this picture makes me smile every time, and I need a bit of cheer. A stick tap as well to Jake Dowell for his hustle and well timed scrap in an attempt to pump his team up. Sadly, not only did that fail to get his teammates to show a pulse, it appears he also got the dreaded "upper body injury" for his trouble. Le sigh.
As for everybody else, y'all sucked. From the coaching staff, to even Corey Crawford on the bench, because he looks too damn emo. I really hope some folks start getting their butts planted in the press box as a wake up call and we bring up some kids from Rockford. I also hope that they cancel the trip to Vegas tomorrow for Kaner's birthday celebration. They don't deserve it - they need to start acting like professionals.
I won't be able to watch the game at Vancouver tonight as I am meeting some friends I haven't seen in quite awhile for drinks. This probably bodes well - the Hawks usually win when I can't watch.
Get it together boys. The clock is ticking.
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